Mara Carfagna - well done Berlusconi

Hurrah for Silvio. This is likely to be his new Minster for the Family. The old dog was spot on - right-wing women are far superior to mono-browed lefties like Ruth Kelly (urrrgh).

Ms Carfagna I am in lurve - almost as good as Bruni

oooooooo la la

Well done Nicolas! President Sarkozy starts his state visit to Britain today. And he is bringing his new wife the top totty, total fittie Carla Bruni.

Looking at this photo, you can see what attracted the wannabe Napoleon to Ms Bruni. I wonder what attracted Bruni to the President of France! I'm sure it was his sparkling conversation and had nothing to do with the extravagant trappings of power that goes with being President!

I can just imagine Prince Philip sleazing up to her calling her a damn fine filly.

You would though........